I have been looking forward to the Disney Fairies: Tinkerbell game for quite some time now. I was extremely disappointed when they weren't showing it at E3. But lately I've been stoked to see a plethora of games that appeal to my inner third-grader. Confession: I've been playing kiddie games on my pink DS Lite. Examples:

Meteos: Disney Magic. I cannot seem to beat the Little Mermaid level on Medium. Sadface.

My Sims. My racquetball skills are teh fail. I sleep in the empty house by the pier because it's cuter than mine.

Mah Jong Quest Expeditions. You'd think matching a green firework tile to another green firework tile would trigger some 'splosions, or at least get rid of the tiles. No.

Games I've got on pre-order:

My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party

We Cheer. The first action my Wii will see since the Super Smash Bros Brawl dual-layer CD dusty Wii fiasco.

Disney Fairies: Tinkerbell

I'm sure you dudes who are all about headshots and high speeds will claim that I am not a real gamer. I say "You're a mister doo-doo head." Because sometimes I am 8.

Here are some of the messages I've received on Xbox LIVE recently. I've answered a few of them.

• do u know cliff b's gamertag [no]
• hi...i have a question....whrd u get a Happy Tree Friends game lol??? [Xbox LIVE Arcade]
• hey trixie something special happened to me on xbox so if you have a moment could you please read my bio it is my thank you to xbox live and please feel free to comment on it or feature it in an xbox closeup
• HEY TRIXIE! HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTIHNG ABOUT A GRAW 3 COMING OUT? I LOVE GAMES LIKE GRAW, COD4, AND RAINBOW. MY FRIENDS PICK ON ME ABOUT BEING THE BIGGEST GRAW FAN. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD GAME.
• Trixie Someone hacked my account i called xbox and they coudnt do anything about it?
• what games do u play because there are not many girls on xbox and my cousin is a girl and she plays more of the intence games like call of duty 4 and gears of war.
• boo u suk i hate u dumbass
• trixie u was so pretty on latest inside xbox i dont understans why monopoly is not gonna be a arcade game
• so your like a high school teacher who also plays the xbox 360? weird. [no, that's TheSeventhJedi]
• bitch im OWNING in GAMERSCORE! i found a picture of you on google! type goatse in images k? byE! [Eyes. Burning]
• Did anyone recently tell you that your awesome?
• ur hot
• just wanted to say i'm a fan...love how enthused you get about gaming, think your pretty cool. keep up the good work you do. take care.
• hey can u message me when new stuff comes in?
• nice boobs [thanks?]

Since the Community Close-Up episode about how to get in the Gamer Spotlight on Xbox.com and Inside Xbox, I've been inundated with nomination emails. Some have been really good and interesting and I'm excited to publish their interviews in the coming weeks. Others are mostly 'meh' and some are downright laughable. The following are real, authentic bone fide nomination emails with gamertags and other identifying info removed. Presented for your edification and amusement, I give you The Good, The Bad and the just plain Wrong.

The Good
I'd like to nominate myself. 2 reasons: 1 - I'm probably the most excited gamer there is for the upcoming release of The Force Unleashed. 2 - School just started. My students would go nuts if they saw me up there.

[Gamertag]

Also, I guess I'm supposed to say something about how I'm the best human in the history of humans…

TriXie sez: Brief, includes a hook (he's a teacher and his students would dig it), plus there's a sense of humor and he shows that he's been paying attention. Look for his Gamer Spotlight tomorrow on Xbox.com.

The Bad
1) i will like to nominate myself as a gamertag spotlight

mines is [gamertag]

thank you for your time ^^

TriXie sez: FAIL.

2) Hey Trixie I think I qualify as one of the greatest players u could put on the spotlight put me on.

TriXie sez: this dude didn't even tell me what his gamertag is!

The Wrong
Hey Trixe you are 1 nice girl. i am a dad of 4 with a wife that has cancer. my brother had his hand blown off in iraq. my favorit games are halo 3. [edited]

Trixie sez: I'd ban your ass if you'd provided a gamertag. Nice try though.

1. player1

2. SOLDIER X25

3. souljaboytellem

4. trixie360

5. major nelson

6. t2 is rippin

7. yhslaw

8. Jon CJG

9. borocouncilman

10. zzirGrizz

11. alex

12. TJ Scoot

13. StrongSide

14. DGgeoff

15. o like butter o

16. nizmojoe

17. Sufoor

18. DigitalPh33r

19. Shishka

20. CMNeir

21. beberle2

22. Misha LinGhan

23. e

24. Axe Argonian

25. J for Jade