• Brady Quinn is playing Madden on Xbox Live today, Friday the 27th
• Registration is still open for the Gears of War Global Tournament. Do it before May 12!
• There's still time to send in your My Mom's a Gamer entry... you have until May 6.
• Enter the Pac-Man World Championship by May 9.
• Check out the Tenchu Z - Sasquatch Music Festival Sweepstakes.

Okay I have about a dozen articles to write. So I've wisely spent my time adding 10 Random Facts to MySpace --thanks for tagging me, BuffDaddy. And I've also done some soul searching on Google. I've discovered I have many true selves. For example: My Pirate name = Agnostic Jezebel Slaughter. My Pimp name = Master Fly Trixie Silk. My Porn name = Asslee Bendover. Do I have MPD? As Sybill would say... "The people..the people...the people!!!"

I adore BaldSnail. He kicks ass at his job, he's cool, and he should be sainted for having to share my office. But alas, the snail has maxed out his contract and must leave me. So now I search for a new snail. I found a great candidate, but the dastardly 100-day break thing stymied that. Then a nice lady was interested in the job and she would have been good...but after meeting me she decided she was no longer interested. I scared her away. I need to find a new snail that will have burping contests with me (and let me win), keep me organized, and listen to my filthy mouth. Most importantly they can't scare easy. I don't have very high hopes :(

• Is Katamari coming to the 360? The only time I even considered getting a PS2 was for this game. I hope this rumor is true!
• Johnny Quest on Xbox Live Video Marketplace! I LOVE Race Bannon. Like in an unnatural animated lust way.
• Just completed my 200th Gamer Spotlight! It'll publish in early May!
• Just interviewed MumboJumbo's President and he promises super coolness for Luxor 3!
• Pac-Man World Championship!

• They're (Washington State) going to ban talking on cell phones and text messaging while driving. 
• Virginia Tech. I don't like the finger-pointing. People are dead, how about a little respect.
• Haven't rocked Guitar Hero II all week! Must catch up this weekend.
• Sunday is Earth Day. I like nature, but I don't want it touching me.

w00t: I've already received over 1,100 entries for My Mom's a Gamer. p00p: Guess who gets to read them all?

Wow, I've been a naughty little blogger! Anyway, sorry for my lack of posts...it's been REALLY busy at work. Anyway, I'm on Maj's 'cast this week. I'm in the second hour (yeah it's 2 hours). We chat about the My Mom's a Gamer contest, the odor of Viagra, sharks, and the dirrrrrty version... BTW what do you guys think of Luxor 2? I'm loving it. It's like my two favorite things Zuma and Egypt had a baby that's a game! My favorite power ball is the reverse one because of that semi-creepy voice that says "Back". Well, you have to hear it. I also LOVE the Pharaoh's Dagger ball. That rules!!!

Do you ever feel like someone's trying to tell you something? Like the Fates or whatever? Here's the deal: 1. Books about the Italian Renaissance. They've been falling in my lap like crazy and one leads to another. Just started a biography of Lucrezia Borgia and realized I recognized about 3/4 of the names in the genealogy. All the Borgias and Estes and Sforzas... 2. Went looking for books on Caravaggio (he's Baroque, not Rennaisance) and instead found an awesome cache of Renaissance art goodness. Renaissance Lives, Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling, etc etc... 3. Flipping channels after work and find...slides of Florence on the BCC channel. There's an art history lecture on there that I watch. Got all stoked about the Neptune fountain that I remember vividly from the Piazza della Signoria (where they burned Savonarola in 1498!) Alright. So it's not exactly a burning bush. But I think I need to quit my job and move to Florence to study art history. btw, this blog passed the 1.5 million views mark last week. It's a mere pimple on the ass of Major Nelson's blog traffic...but kinda cool for me.

Hey I'm on Major's podcast this week. I'm talking about the top gamertags, the video, Xbox 101, and college experimentation. My voice? Yeah... still annoying. Sorry.