I was a bad little blogger at GDC. I should have blogged things as they happened, and now it's been a few days. So, here are some memorable um … moments from this year's Game Developers Conference:

• On the flight to San Francisco the kid sitting behind Major Nelson puked.
• Too Human press reception: I hung out with Brian and Michael from Kotaku. They chuckled politely at my snarky comments until finally Brian said: "That's enough out of you." I saw two famous TV game journalists. One I adore and the other I can't stand. Why? Because he's such an arrogant douchebag that he actually looks like he smells bad.
• Went to the Keynote with kikikat who was also staying with me at the Marriott. We got along great and she stayed on her side of the bed.
• Rode to the Meet n Eat at In n Out in a limo with Major Nelson, e, kiki, and PiX3LMonkey. Because that's how the Major rolls.
• Learned from some SFPD officers that you can actually be fined for cursing—as long as you offend four or more people. They wouldn't write me a ticket, but one of San Francisco's finest did offer to get me drunk and handcuff me… Are they allowed to do that?
• I didn't get into one of the parties because a certain marketing dude whose name rhymes with Romfarbi wouldn't allow 'press' in there. But here's what I heard: They threw a party and invited developers from other companies so they could try to poach them! Weak.
• Hung out in the lobby bar at the Marriott where much Jack and Coke was imbibed. Got back to my room at 4am where Jack decided to reappear.
• Thursday went to the Career Pavilion to make a video. Some companies refused to participate because they have to run everything through PR. LAME.
• Women in Gaming event Thursday night: Take 12 pink-shirted GamerchiX and mix with a bunch of skinny unkempt dev dorks there for the free drinks. Shake gently.
• XNA Party. It's basically prom night for game developers. I got busted by a famous programmer with a famous artist's hand on my tush. American McGee told me I'm a filthy beast, but I would like to report that his bellybutton is placed freakishly high on his torso. (Yes a bunch of us were comparing navels). I met James Silva (of Dishwasher fame) and his sister. His sis was put off gaming when an ex-boyfriend became a WoW addict, but I gave her my card and hopefully we can reintroduce her to the joys of gaming. I finally met my boss' boss' boss' boss. I don't THINK I said anything too stupid…
• On the flight to Seattle the kid behind ME puked. I immediately sent Major a text message: "You're not going to believe this... The kid behind me on the plane? Yeah." He wrote back "hahahahahahaha!" I blame him.

• Miley Cyrus came by and played drums. She said "That is SO FUN! I get this game? Holla!!"  Her mom was with her and they were both very sweet and gracious.
• Dierks Bentley, who is nominated for 4 Grammy Awards in the Country music category was so unassuming and humble that you wouldn't know he's famous. He played guitar and I overheard him say "I'm all about the Halo 3." and "We have Guitar Hero on our tour bus." Dude loves his 360.
• Brad Paisley cruised by and posed for pics with the tricked-out Xbox 360 guitar, but declined to join us for some rockage. Sad face.
• Kelis didn't bring any milkshakes, but she did rock the guitar on "Roxanne," and had a big grin on her face the whole time.
• Heroes star Dania Ramirez was stunningly lovely and had a great time playing "Say It Ain't So" on drums.
• Nate Mendel, bassist from the Foo Fighters stopped by, but didn't play. He's got an Xbox 360 at home.
• Taylor Hawkins, Foo Fighter drummers did want to rock however, and I got to play with him! He played drums on "Roxanne". I played bass (on Easy), and John and Sean from Harmonix completed our band. Taylor played on Easy and failed out, but we saved him. Harmonix boyz say real drummer often fail on easy because ironically they're too good.
• Jason Bateman came by, and with some encouragement/nagging sat down at the drum kit and did a surprisingly good job on "Creep". He claims he hasn't played video games since like 1982, but I don't believe him. He was really funny and charming and gave us chocolate. I heart Jason Bateman.
• The Plain White T's, nominated for their song "Hey there Delilah" stopped by and played "Say It Ain't So". They did an awesome job and were very cool.

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